cli.pirate · personal tool

Pirate

Track manual Robinhood bets, know your after-tax profit, get Telegram pings on every move, then loot into defense when the time is right.

Offense bets stay watched until you sell. Tax goes to your IRS reserve. Net profit scatters across defense accounts. Inflation stays visible so green numbers stay honest.

Open workflow mapMini apps (Telegram)CLI commands

The loop

Loot when the time is right

01

Offense

Log the bet: ticker, date, entry price, intention. Monitor live P&L with 22% short-term tax math.

02

Alerts

Telegram when it dips, hits breakeven green, or moves a whole percent up or down with dollar profit beside it.

03

Sell

Mark sold by ID. Airtable closes the bet. Prompt IRS reserve and defense allocation.

04

Defense

Scatter profit across defensive accounts. Pending until you confirm, then track long-term earnings.

Telegram mini apps

Private — open from the Pirate bot only

Browser bookmarks show a blocked screen. Data loads only with signed Telegram initData + your user id in api/tokens.

Mini app

Overview

Live offense bets, P&L, after-tax profit

Mini app

Terminology

Trading glossary with examples

Mini app

Watch

Price watches and stand down

Mini app

Flipside

Flashcards from terminology

In Telegram: /start → tap a WebApp button. Requires pirate bot start and HTTPS WEBAPP_URL.

System map

Five branches, one intentional workflow

Offense

Active bets

Bet table, live price API, P&L %, short-term tax, net profit, bet IDs, sell workflow, intention logs per bet.

Telegram

While a bet is live

Dip alerts, breakeven green threshold, every whole % change, at-risk vs winning groups, profit $ beside %.

Defense

After you sell

IRS tax reserve, scatter to ~10 defense accounts, defense pending → confirm → defense active, track defense earnings.

Overview

Full picture

investment overview rolls up offense and defense. Inflation-adjusted purchasing power on every gain.

Data

Records + logs

Airtable holds bets and status checkmarks. General program log plus per-bet intention logs.

Terminal

Commands (planned)

Same vocabulary as the ZSH tool in your voice memo. CLI wiring lands next; this page is the visual spec.

  • pirate list offenseActive bets with ID, ticker, P&L, after-tax profit
  • pirate list defenseDefense pending and defense active records
  • pirate addLog a new manual bet with intention
  • pirate sold <ID>Close a bet and start defense allocation
  • pirate overviewOffense + defense rollup with inflation note
  • pirate monitorBackground price polling + Telegram alerts

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Pirate · cli.pirate · spec preview · 2026